what I learned from Lanolin.
Love is f
leeting. Our time was short. Turns out she has blue tongue, and epididymitis. Flystrike and footrot. Infectious keratoconjunctivitis. Hairy shaker disease. And pizzle rot (turns out she was a he).
The lesson? Don't pick up strange sheep at Kings Cross.
Monty sez this is a tail ..I'm not sure.
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