boxing day

Calesta says I'm just too violent sometimes ... but she doesn't know that sometimes small animals just need to be punished!!  As you can see from the photo, it's a common occurrence to kill a kangaroo when you are in Aussie ... the small girl in the background pulled a knife out of her flipflop and put that sucker down!!

I'm more of a purist ... a pugilist.  Let's just say I gave better than I got.

my cuddly little baby!!!

I never thought I was the type that had a maternal instinct ... but it turns out I was just dead wrong!!  Once I held Schnookums in my arms, I thought ..  I need to give up internet porn, and cross-dressing, and dandling Ted on my knee.  I needs myself a cuddly little baby!!

Getting back on the good foot

When a man needs a little lift, hitting the beach is just the right thing.  I used the skills I acquired in the shearing shed to trim up a bit and met some ladies ....

what I learned from Lanolin.

Love is fleeting.  Our time was short.  Turns out she has blue tongue, and epididymitis.  Flystrike and footrot.  Infectious keratoconjunctivitis.  Hairy shaker disease.  And pizzle rot (turns out she was a he).


The lesson?  Don't pick up strange sheep at Kings Cross.

so soft. so fuzzy.

I came all this way for a vacation.  Who would have believe I would fall in love.  Her name?  Lanolin.

120 million sheep in Australia and I had to meet you?  Alaska to Australia ... my little lambchop.

Kings Cross ... red light, baby!!

When a guy is in Sydney, it's important to take in all the culture that Australia has to offer.

So I headed straight to Kings Cross.  Just to, you know, see what's really down under.

The Royal Botanical Gardens in Sydney

My first task in Sydney was to visit the Royal Botanical Gardens.  I love a good Botanical Garden .. all of the little flowers and the bees that love the flowers and the birds that love the bees that love the flowers.  It's just so .... super!!!

I wanted to celebrate the Royal aspect of the Gardens, so I dressed in my finest crown ....